Archive for July, 2011

July 3, 2011

2:30 AM.

Being awake at 2:30 AM and not able to sleep totally sucks because you can’t write on anyone’s Facebook wall “Hey, hope your summer is going well, I miss you!” without thinking they’re thinking you’re being weird or naked or both.

Just saying.

July 3, 2011

HOW TO BE RICH AND STUFF.

The richest person on Earth is totally going to be whoever invents a pillow that never gets hot.  I’m calling it now.

I’m talking a legit pillow that doesn’t get hot on either side, ever, no matter how long you sleep on it, and not one of those liar pillows that they sell for too much money on TV. 1

Seriously, if you invent this pillow, they’ll make all kinds of Oscar-winning movies about you.  Like Amadeus, only you’ll be more important than Mozart ever was because you pretty much single-handedly did something way more important than NASA and the Beatles put together.

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