About Blogs
Blogs all seem to have some common, unstated precepts:
- The blogger is interesting.
- The blogger knows everything better than the reader.
- The blogger has better tastes than the reader.
These go unstated primarily because they make bloggers seem like total pricks.
About Zackapalooza
Zackapalooza is a classy-times blog about…something. I’m not really sure yet. Why is it so pretentious? Aren’t all blogs pretentious? I thought we went over this above. I’m just being up-front about the pretentiousness here.
About Zachary
Zachary is in college, but only until he gets that call from the Disney Channel telling him he’s officially old enough to play a 13-year-old. If that fails, he’s going to get a tan, drop out, and become a Bollywood star.