Okay, so my dad (who hereby will be called “The Father of Nifty Zackapalooza” which we will abbreviate to The Fonz) has this issue where he likes to decide that random things kill computers and then bans us from them. Typically, the excuse was “[thing] has viruses.”
First it was AIM, which we didn’t mind too much because AIM was totally on its way out anyways. Next came Facebook, but we drew the line there. Now he’s decided that iTunes is the current spawn of Satan and that we should delete it.

But get this: now the issue is “compatibility.”
He also said this with our router (which STILL does not work 67.69% of the time), which I have been convinced from Day One that he just doesn’t know how to use because everyone else in the world has a working router, plain and simple.
The weird part is that the first thing he searched for when my sister’s computer started acting up was like “iTunes Vista compatibility problems.”
This is not unusual at all.



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